My son with fake phone:
"Hi Dadda. Goodbye.
Hi Momma. Goodbye.
Hi Adalyn. Goodbye.
Hi Grandpa. Goodbye.
Hi Grandma. Goodbye."

Turns to me: "Dadda, I talk people!"

Me: "Very good! You could actually say, 'I talk TO people.'"

Son: "No, not TWO people, FIVE people!"