My son with fake phone:
"Hi Dadda. Goodbye.
Hi Momma. Goodbye.
Hi Adalyn. Goodbye.
Hi Grandpa. Goodbye.
Hi Grandma. Goodbye."
Turns to me: "Dadda, I talk people!"
Me: "Very good! You could actually say, 'I talk TO people.'"
Son: "No, not TWO people, FIVE people!"